Frankie Klein, Staff Writer
Good morning, good evening, good night, or whenever you read these awesome four sentences about the man, the myth, the legend, Frankie Klein. His name is Klein, Frankie Klein. He knows each of Joe Burrow’s five hairstyles and can rank them 1-5 on which one makes him look more like Tom Brady and less like Jeff Brohm. Some may say he is “him” because he is in fact, a male. Go Cats, Who Dey, and long live the fantasy football dynasty of Franks Dawgs. Slay! Mark poop stinks!
