Teddy Meiers, Staff Writer
Teddy Meiers is a senior with subpar writing skills, but sky-high ambition. You wouldn’t want to face Teddy in a steak cook off, because cooking steak is all he finds joy in (medium rare is the only acceptable way to cook a steak). He has an odd obsession with the kid’s show Lego Ninjago and has always dreamed of being the Green Ninja. Teddy’s final talent is that he has the ability to perform a very below average Joe Swanson impression and uses it way too often.
