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Eli Winsted, Staff Writer
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it’s just Eli. He’s a goat between the foul poles, an avid “sneakerhead,” finds enjoyment in watching Black Panther, and dabbles with a fresh glass of lemonade once in a while. He makes a living playing fantasy football, making $700 this year on that alone, and spends most of his days in his tiny Ford Fiesta driving to the Hoosier state to visit his lovely girlfriend.
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