Week three is over and we are beginning to separate the men from boys. Things are beginning to feel real. The idea of a free steak dinner is floating around in some people’s heads, but others are starting to image three hours worth of JUG. Here is the rundown of week three.

Flash Flood (1-2) 133.5 vs Where’s Ya Lanyard (2-1) 128.5
A first for both teams as Flash Flood gets his first win and Where’s Ya Lanyard gets handed his first L.

Tronzo’s Cardio (1-2) 103.2 vs Darth Bader (2-1) 85.6.
A major upset, Tronzo’s Cardio is giving Saint Peters vibes.

Walshed Up (3-0) 134.6 vs Frank’s Tanks (1-2) 125.6
Walshed up can not be stopped, not even by tanks.

Chad’s Lions (2-1) 103.3 vs Holly Balls (2-1) 102.8
The heart of a lion gives Chad’s Lions the win by half a point. This half a point could have major repercussions down the road.

Cantrell Me Nothing (2-1) 198.2 vs Fearless Leader Mr. B (1-2) 102
Cantrell Me Nothing is looking like the dolphins in week three putting up an insane 198 points (a league record so far this year). 

Tigs Are Hot (1-2) 154 vs Scheler’s Pets (0-3) 111.4
Somebody’s zero has got to go. Scheler’s Pets is now the only tea left to not have a win.

Upcoming Matchup of the Week:
Walshed Up vs Cantrell Me Nothing is the definition of a heavyweight fight. The one seed vs the two seed. ESPN has a 50/50 projection.

Waiver Wire:
Fearless Leader Mr. B picks up De’Von Achane
Where’s Ya Lanyard picks up AJ Dillion and Roschon Johnson 

JUG Watch:

If the season ended today-

1 hour of JUG Frank’s Tanks (Patrick Masterson)

2 hours of JUG Tronzo’s Cardio (Charles Wiebe)

3 hours of JUG Scheler’s Pets (Max Newman)

Reservation For Two:

If the season ended today-

Free steak dinner: Walshed Up (Aiden Zemba)

Chauffeur: Cantrell Me Nothing (Kyle Krupp)