Chad’s Lyons – Cameron Marks

Marks is projected second to last setting Cameron Marks up for a possible two days of JUG. When asked about being projected second to last, Marks said, “there is nothing to be happy about.”  Marks hopes his “mamba mentality” as well as first overall pick Justin Jefferson will push his beyond last place.

Frank’s Tanks – Patrick Masterson

Masterson took his last place projection and put a positive spin on it. “Being projected last means I have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.” Masterson feels confident that his players will exceed expectations.

Cantrell Me Nothing – Kyle Krupp                                                                                                      

Kyle said he feels very confident about his team this year. He claims to have the best quarterback in fantasy, Patrick Mahomes, and a stacked WR room featuring Garret Wilson and DeVante Adams. If this team stays healthy, Kyle could be eating a free steak dinner.

Flash Flood – Colin Duncan

I am cautiously optimistic about my team. I believe my strength is my depth as well as having the best TE, Travis Kelce. A personal goal of mine is to make the most trades in the league.

Where’s Ya Lanyard – Miller Kron                                                                                                      

Miller says he will dominate the fantasy league this year. He claims Joe Burrow, Tony Pollard, and Stefon Diggs will “go full on dawg mode this year.” Expect a lot of problems from team Where’s Ya Lanyard.

Tigs Are Hot – Sam Tyler                                                                                                                        

Right now Sam Tyler is projected to come in tenth, but his team has something to prove. He says, “my team can just do enough to keep me out of JUG.”

Fearless Leader Mr. B – Reece Mozzali                                                                                              

Reece says he likes his team a lot. He thinks his running back duo of Saquon and Bijian is what separates him from the rest of the pack.

Walshed Up – Aiden Zemba

Zemba is feeling really good this year about my fantasy team, but has never done it before. He got some advice from the best fantasy player in the school (Eli Winsted), and hopefully his wise words will lead Zemba to a steak dinner.

Darth Bader – Griffin Mattingly                                                                                                          

Team Darth Bader is projected to finish first; however, Griffen said he is not going to let that get to his head. One problem, however, is the amount of injury prone players on team Darth Bader that could put a first place finish in jeopardy.

Tronzo’s Cardio – Charles Wiebe                                                                                                    

Charles claims he has created a team with “heavy boom players”. He also said, “Cooper Kupp will return in week five and automatically take the number one wide receiver spot, giving the Tronzo’s Cardio Dynasty a clear winning position in the finals.”

Scheler’s Pets – Max Newman                                                                                                                

Max says he feels very good about his team. “I have great running backs, but my wide receivers are definitely my weakness.” Despite his weakness at WR, he is confident that he will win the league.

Team Holy BALLS – TJ Kaskocsak

TJ has a ninth place projection putting him just safe of a JUG. He hopes Trevor Lawrence has a MVP caliber year in addition to a James Cook breakout year.